I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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