the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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