my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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