I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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