her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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