My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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