Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Randomize
