Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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