My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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