the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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