Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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