remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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