All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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