We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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