Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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