Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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