Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
