Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
how does that bad decision feel?
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