Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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