My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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