you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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