is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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