i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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