you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I have demons in me.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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