I think I died a long time ago.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
and you fell through a lawn chair
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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