You're so nebulous sometimes
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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