Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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