hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize