Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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