no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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