the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
