so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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