there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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