come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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