Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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