one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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