But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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