You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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