I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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