My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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