i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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