Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize