Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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