How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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