There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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