she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
love makes seman taste better
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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