We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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