i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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