I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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