we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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