Just fell off a train. Bad.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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