I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
i now understand why vodka
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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