Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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