Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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